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tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

joydick:

how long after you get to a friends house is it ok to raid their fridge

(via seedy)

myskin-is-mycanvas:

artisticalove:

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via seedy)

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via crystallized-teardrops)

(via pridefvl)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via perks-of-being-chinese)

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

bondoge:

my tombstone will probably just say “ok”

(Source: odumb, via crystallized-teardrops)

busbyway:

schweinsteiger came out to have a good time, was attacked but still had a pretty good time

(via alexburrowsishot)

megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

(Source: lonelytreestump, via awkwardvagina)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via pizza)