I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr
This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.
please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
schweinsteiger came out to have a good time, was attacked but still had a pretty good time
throwback to me in high school